A Cautionary Musical Interlude

August 24th, 2009

(h/t: Ed Morrissey)

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Obama’s Great Depression

August 17th, 2009


White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

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The White House Correspondents Dinner, Reloaded

May 13th, 2009

Wanda Sykes ain’t got nothing on Iowahawk.

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Pay Close Attention to the Men Behind the Curtain

May 1st, 2009

Zo Rachel weighs in the Wicked Warlock of the Midwest and the Cowardly RINO:

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Hush, Crybabies!

February 24th, 2009

Alfonzo Rachel calls out the left on the Censorship Doctrine and other left wing meltdowns (as well as some much deserved criticism of the weebles on the right):

Like Zo? Pay him a visit and show him some voluntary (yet appreciated) fiscal love.

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Kutcher Clash

January 28th, 2009

Alfonzo Rachel fires up the grill on the inane Kutcher Pledge “to be a servant” to the President:

P.S.: Speaking as a libertarian who believes in individual liberty first, I ain’t mad at ‘cha, Zo. Continue to keep it real and be true to your beliefs and values. Also, if FNC can make room for Greg Gutfeld and Glenn Beck, they can definitely make room for you, macho sauce and all.

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Nobody Expects The Obama Administration!

January 23rd, 2009

Now that President Obama has thrown out torture (unborn infants excepted) and is shutting down Gitmo, here is a preview of the new and improved detention and interrogation methods that will restore America’s place in the world and make us feel much more safer…

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Obamaian Rhapsody

January 12th, 2009

I came across the following posted in comments at Nealz Nuze by ‘TheMuse’. And yes, the blog entry by Boortz is a must-read:

To the tune of “Bohemian Rhapsody”:

Is this republic?
Is this democracy?
When people decide,
Who’re divorced from reality.
When Dems opine,
Open your mind and think.
I’m just a citizen, I need no sympathy.
‘Cause I’m working hard, earning dough,
I’m paying bills, as I go,
Anyway the polls go, only freedom matters to me,
To me

Obama, will tax all men,
With a bold stroke of his pen,
He’ll raise our rates again.
Obama, that was my money.
But now you’ve taken all of it away,
Obama ooooo
Why do you have to pry
My last nickel from my callused hands??
I’ll revolt! I’ll revolt! Cause only freedom matters

Socialist, they nominate
Sends shivers down my spine
If he wins, we’re in hard times
I’ll lose every freedom I used to know
Forced to give them all right up for greater good.
Obama, oooo (any way the polls go)
I don’t wanna pay
For someone that has never worked for a day!

I’m just a free individual of this land!
Democrats, Democrats, why must you micro-manage?
Mercury laden lighting very, very frightening me!
Global warming, global warming
Global warming, global warming
Scam that makes our taxes grow; makes em grow-ow-ow-ow,
I’m just a citizen, my family loves me.
He’s just a citizen raising his family,
Spare his wife and kids from your Socialist decree!
I work hard for my dough, will you tax me low?
O-bama! No! We will not tax you low! Tax me low!
O-bama! We will not tax you low! Tax me low!
O-bama! We will not tax you low! Tax me low!
Will not tax you low! Tax me low!
Will not tax you low! Tax me low!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no- low low low low low low low
Harry Reid, Harry Reid. Harry Reid won’t tax me low.
Pelosi-bub has a tax rate hike for me, for me, and YOU

So she thinks she can tax me at rates sky high??
So she thinks she can tell me which light bulb to buy??
Oh Nancy, can’t do this to me Nancy
Just gonna vote out, gonna vote you outta here

Only freedom matters.
Anyone can see,
Only freedom matters, only freedom matters to me.

Anyway the polls go…

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The Obligatory Kwanzaa Post

December 31st, 2008

Normally, I would sooner put up a Festivus Pole, but Comedy Central’s take on the 7-day celebration was too funny to pass up:

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Hope ‘n Change, Fulfilled

December 12th, 2008

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Why I Still Love Basketball

December 4th, 2008

(h/t: Hot Air)


Best Mode of Transportation Since the Trabant

November 20th, 2008

Presenting the new green cars of the future, thanks to Detroit know-how and just a “touch” of federal “assistance”.

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Regarding the “From 52 to 48″ Meme

November 10th, 2008

Follow this example, and I shall consider your olive branch to be genuine.

(h/t: Little Miss Attila)

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Now That The Election Is Over…

November 6th, 2008

What will those obsessive Obama supporters do with their lives?


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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Trick or Treat

October 31st, 2008

Thrills ‘n Chills: For those of you who couldn’t stomach the sales pitch for the RezKo Obama-Matic, here it is again; this time, a fellow citizen stripped away the Oprahesque window dressing to reveal the innards:

More to come…

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