Category Archives: The Lighter Side

Kutcher Clash

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Alfonzo Rachel fires up the grill on the inane Kutcher Pledge “to be a servant” to the President:

P.S.: Speaking as a libertarian who believes in individual liberty first, I ain’t mad at ‘cha, Zo. Continue to keep it real and be true to your beliefs and values. Also, if FNC can make room for Greg Gutfeld and Glenn Beck, they can definitely make room for you, macho sauce and all.

Obamaian Rhapsody

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I came across the following posted in comments at Nealz Nuze by ‘TheMuse’. And yes, the blog entry by Boortz is a must-read:

To the tune of “Bohemian Rhapsody”:

Is this republic?
Is this democracy?
When people decide,
Who’re divorced from reality.
When Dems opine,
Open your mind and think.
I’m just a citizen, I need no sympathy.
‘Cause I’m working hard, earning dough,
I’m paying bills, as I go,
Anyway the polls go, only freedom matters to me,
To me

Obama, will tax all men,
With a bold stroke of his pen,
He’ll raise our rates again.
Obama, that was my money.
But now you’ve taken all of it away,
Obama ooooo
Why do you have to pry
My last nickel from my callused hands??
I’ll revolt! I’ll revolt! Cause only freedom matters

Socialist, they nominate
Sends shivers down my spine
If he wins, we’re in hard times
I’ll lose every freedom I used to know
Forced to give them all right up for greater good.
Obama, oooo (any way the polls go)
I don’t wanna pay
For someone that has never worked for a day!

I’m just a free individual of this land!
Democrats, Democrats, why must you micro-manage?
Mercury laden lighting very, very frightening me!
Global warming, global warming
Global warming, global warming
Scam that makes our taxes grow; makes em grow-ow-ow-ow,
I’m just a citizen, my family loves me.
He’s just a citizen raising his family,
Spare his wife and kids from your Socialist decree!
I work hard for my dough, will you tax me low?
O-bama! No! We will not tax you low! Tax me low!
O-bama! We will not tax you low! Tax me low!
O-bama! We will not tax you low! Tax me low!
Will not tax you low! Tax me low!
Will not tax you low! Tax me low!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no- low low low low low low low
Harry Reid, Harry Reid. Harry Reid won’t tax me low.
Pelosi-bub has a tax rate hike for me, for me, and YOU

So she thinks she can tax me at rates sky high??
So she thinks she can tell me which light bulb to buy??
Oh Nancy, can’t do this to me Nancy
Just gonna vote out, gonna vote you outta here

Only freedom matters.
Anyone can see,
Only freedom matters, only freedom matters to me.

Anyway the polls go…

The Obligatory Kwanzaa Post

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Normally, I would sooner put up a Festivus Pole, but Comedy Central’s take on the 7-day celebration was too funny to pass up:

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