Meanwhile…

September 17th, 2008

Here in town, the skies grew dark, the thunder rolled, and the rain poured as a community organizer from Chi-town made his presence known.

Apparently, as he strode toward the teleprompter-crested platform, the clouds mysteriously parted, the sun shone brightly, etc. Chalk it to coincidence…

Update (9/18): Earlier that day, up in Elko, The Obamessiah tested his Alinskyian mind trick skills on the local populace:

“I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face,” he said.

“And if they tell you that, ‘Well, we’re not sure where he stands on guns.’ I want you to say, ‘He believes in the Second Amendment.’ If they tell you, ‘Well, he’s going to raise your taxes,’ you say, ‘No, he’s not, he’s going lower them.’ You are my ambassadors. You guys are the ones who can make the case.”

Yes, they will make the case…to vote for the other guy. Go ye forth and spread the teachings of The One, Obamanian Ambassadors!

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