John Hawkins is keeping tabs the recent flip-flops from John Kerry concerning Iraq.
At the rate he’s going, Kerry might as well perform a song and dance while he’s at it — oh, wait a minute, he’s doing that already.
But he can still try to reach HipHop voters…
(to the tune of “Rappers Delight”)
I said a flip flop the flippie the flippie
to the flip flip flop, and I don’t stop
the flop it to the flim flam floppie say up flipped the floppie
to the rhythm of the flippie, the flopNow what you hear is not a test–I’m flip-floppin’ to the polls
and me, Teresa, and my crew
are gonna try to get your votes
see I am John Kerry and I served in Vietnam
I’ve won three Purple Hearts for my service
and George Bush couldn’t even win one
but first i gotta flim flam the flippie to the floppie
say flip flop the flippie to the flim flam floppie
watch me rap–on your TV
I’ll say the words that will make you vote for me
Aye. I shall admit Kerry and the Democrats are a raunch bunch as any have ever seen. Will you be so forthright as to admit your own party is but a sham of caring for what happens to the regular man of this world, and more on what happens to them and theirs?
Will you admit as I do that both groups are so corrupt and vile as to be worthy of the noose should the good lord and justice ever catch up with the mounting lies? That treason is afoot and it gathers at the highest ranks of the land and needs to be cleansed like one would a boil? With a hot sharp lance? Swift and sure? To drain away the foulness from the wound so it could heal?
Was reading pirate stuff the other day. Sorry for the bablings. But please look within yourself and see if you can become one of those bloggers who supports neither candidate since they are both so obviously bad for our country. Bloggers having the attention of the world may be wasting alot of good time where we could express what is good for America. Not trumped up issues meant to cloud the real important issues.